No more Uh-Oh's

Well, assuming no one puts any plutonium in their jockstrap tomorrow and blows us all into oblivion, the first decade of the millenium is over. And you've probably seen the obnoxious people handing out their best of the decade Dundees lately. Well, here's two more obnoxious holier-than-thou critics with their top movies of the decade. But these pricks aren't confined to a top-10. Oh no, we give our top-favorite-number lists. Kelly has 21 movies for you and Jason has 13 more. There's some overlap, sure. But we can truly agree on one thing. One of our least favorites -- Crash. Not the sex while getting in a car crash one. The smarmy LA story that inexplicably won best picture in 2005 despite being the worst of the nominations, leaps and bounds worse than the 90s movie "LA Story," and it hammered the nail in the coffin for my complete disrespect for the Academy Awards. But I don't want to go off on a rant or anything...

Kelly picks

1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Sideways
3. Lost in Translation
4. Slumdog Millionaire
5. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
6. WALL-E
7. Moulin Rouge
8. O Brother Where Art Thou
9. Hurt Locker
10. Little Miss Sunshine
11. Amelie
12. Traffic
13. Hotel Rwanda
14. About Schmidt
15. Casino Royale
16. Children of Men
17. Dark Knight
18. Love Actually
19. Gosford Park
20. Lord of the Rings
21. Whale Rider

Jason picks

1. Hurt Locker
2. The King of Kong
3. Little Miss Sunshine
4. Slumdog Millionaire
5. Casino Royale
6. WALL-E
7. Super Size Me
8. Into the Wild
9. Napoleon Dynamite
10. Amelie
11. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
12. Love Actually
13. Rocky Balboa

Eh, yo Adrian . . . we did it!